Funny Jokes

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- Douglas Adams

September Horoscopes

Funny Jokes

Two Categories

All objects in the world can be placed into one of two categories:

1. Things that need to be fixed,

2. Things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them.

September Horoscope

Funny Quotes - Insults

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
- Groucho Marx



Denise Sebuck & Ginger Walker

Funny Quotes - Insults

Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
- Jonathan Swift



Two Lovers
Murdered Wife

Soup Recipes - Soups - STOCK OR CONSOMME

A FINE VEGETABLE OR FRENCH SOUP.

Jewish Recipes

Take two quarts of strong stock made of gravy beef, add to this,
carrots, turnips, leek, celery, brocoli, peas and French beans, all
cut as small as possible, add a few lumps of white sugar, pepper, and
salt, let it simmer till the vegetables are perfectly soft, and throw
in a few force-meat balls.

Jewish Recipes



Drink Recipes